Discogirls And Lizzards!

STARTLED LIZARDS BY DAY, DANCING DISCOGIRLS AT NIGHT

Dear Diary – I was preparing for my trip to Las Vegas, all day long. At noon, I went for a walk and got to meet some big lizards jumping into the river… right in front of me. Scary. Later at night, I had a drink in a disco and watched some dancing showgirls. Nice to see but it is always frustrating to know that they are not available. They always date the owner or the DJ. I am back in my room now. I can use a good sleep for tomorrow’s date…