Getting Stood Up In Penang

SUCKS GETTING STOOD UP BUT OH WELL, SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED!

Dear Diary – I had my date today and I nicely went to ‘the book’, a restaurant where she told me to wait for her. But already in the afternoon, she stopped replying to my messages and at night…. well this sexy WeChat slut‘s profile was simply off. I waited 30 minutes at the spot and left. I have been fooled. Doesn’t happen often but you see, getting stood up still does happen. Even to masters, like me. Bad day, tomorrow will be better!