Singapore Birds Are So Fucking LOUD!

WALKING ALONG ORCHARD, MANY SINGAPORE BIRDS ERUPTED INTO LOUD SINGING

Dear Diary – Walking on Orchard Road, all the Singapore birds suddenly started to sing… and it was so surreal. I had to scream to my microphone, just to say something. It was so loud! I already heard them in Geylang, as well, when I was fucking some of the models there. You must have heard it as well. It must be the time of the evening! Anyways, thanks for all of the suggestions for my brand merch. Tomorrow, I will do another poll about me publishing a book… why not?!