Pickup Fail Witnessed (It’s A Good Thing)

GOLDEN TIP: DON’T FUCKING DO IT! HE’S LUCKY IT WAS A PICKUP FAIL OR ELSE HE WOULD SOON REGRET IT

Dear Diary – I stayed in the sports bar last night until it was closing at midnight. Got some phone numbers from girls and will continue to chat with them to see if they are into shoots. No high expectations. Two of them already said no today. On my way back from the pub to my room, I followed two super befuddled girls along the Fields Avenue Walking Street. A Filipino tried his luck with them but ended with a pickup fail when it didn’t work out. NEVER take sloshed girls to your room. You will get drama, bad sex, and vomit all over your room. Listen to Tron about this!