Pick Up Artist Fail, My Fault

REVEL IN MY MISTAKES, WATCH THIS PICK UP ARTIST FAIL UNFOLD IN GLORIOUS FASHION

Deat Diary – Today I am giving you a good example of how to perform a pick up artist fail by waiting too long before talking to a girl. There was one that I spotted leaving Fields Avenue Walking Street last night, at around midnight. I decided to follow her because of her long and amazing hair. I said “hello” a few times but she did not react at all. I realized that she was listening to some music on AirPods. I decided to follow her a bit longer but I hesitated for too long. By the time I decided to go for it, she was already sitting in a jeepney. I still got her number, though, but today I sent her a few messages and she did not seem to receive them. She probably gave me a wrong number. Who knows? This pickup fail is my own fault…